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The escort runs hither and thither, generally looking pretty attractive and little else. Sure enough, a high class escort witness a multiple murder and comes away with a hard disk containing data the baddies are after. I overlooked the odd lip-syncing and continued. My first thought was, 'Is this film dubbed?' The voices didn't seem to match up with the actors' mouths and I wondered whether I was watching a foreign film (it is set mainly in continental Europe) dubbed into English. Yeah, that'll do me for an hour and a half of my time. I wasn't expecting much from a film called 'Cat Run.' I read the blurb – working girl witnesses murder, needs protection, baddies give chase. By that I mean 'so-bad-they're-good' films. I'll begin by mentioning that I'm quite happy to watch 'bad' films.
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I've just finished watching 'Cat Run' and I figured I better get my thoughts down before I totally forget what I wanted to say. Reviewed by bowmanblue 7 / 10 The bad guys are more interesting than the good guys It amazes me that they churned out a sequel this year, which I'll be avoiding, I think. This one just feels aloof and awkward, nothing to say and no amount of high style to distract us from the lack of proper story. Smokin Aces had that (its sequel ran on an empty tank, but that's another story), as a good example of the recipe done right. The thing about these low rent, hard boiled, high octane ensemble capers is that you have to have a balance, a flow of all energies involved that stays streamlined and congruent. They've made her character excessively, ridiculously arch and violent, hovering so far over the top she flies into orbit. They include two moronic would-be businessmen (Eurotrip's Scott Mechlowicz and Alphonso McCauley), a mysterious oddball (DJ Hughley) an Eastern European mobster nutjob (always cool to see Karel Roden) and Helen Bingham, a ferocious assassin played by British thesp Janet McTeer. This causes subsequent fallout and bloodshed as all kinds of freaks and lowlifes come crawling out of the woodwork. The story is a glossy parade of silenced pistols, broad characterizations and graphic genre prototypes that offers nothing fresh, beginning with a murder scandal involving a scumbag politician (Christopher 'Shooter McGavin' McDonald) and a high class escort (Paz Vega). It tries its best to do the whole assassin mad dash a-lá Smokin Aces and such, but there's no heart, no discernible frequency to jive with and it ends up so thoroughly dead on arrival that you can feel the lack of pulse simply by watching a hastily cut trailer. Reviewed by NateWatchesCoolMovies 3 / 10 Shallow, misdirected waste of timeĬat Run is a useless, needlessly crass and unpleasant piece of pseudo euro-pulp garbage with not a redeeming factor in sight. When Helen is betrayed by those who had hired her, she decides to help Anthony, Julian and Cat to retrieve the HD and their freedom. However, they cross the path of Helen and they end protecting Cat from the killer. When they see on the newspaper that Cat is being chased, they decide to seek her out expecting to receive a reward. Meanwhile the Americans Julian Simms and Anthony Hester decide to open a detective agency to raise money. There is a manhunt for Cat and the cruel assassin Helen Bingham is hired to retrieve the HD and kill Cat. However Cat escapes and brings a hard-drive with classified information with her. Something goes wrong with the politician and all the girls are murdered by the security of the host to avoid witnesses. The Andorran hooker and single mother Catalina "Cat" Rona is hired to participate in an orgy in Montenegro with other escorts and powerful men and the American Senator William Krebb.